dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
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