I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Randomize
