we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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