fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
