You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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