YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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