I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
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