No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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