A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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