He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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