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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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