We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I supernannyed him into submission
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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