Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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