ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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