Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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