ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
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