i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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