I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
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