i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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