I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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