those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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