Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
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