I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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