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say what?
wanna hang out?
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
The feeling are messing with the penis
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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