i think my tv is drunk
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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