Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
So many bounce houses so little time
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
