Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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