She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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