Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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