there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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