He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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