I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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