so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
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