Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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