it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
You made out with two different species that night
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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