dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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