I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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