cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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