it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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