Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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