Buhtt sex?
honey bunches of taint.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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