Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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