is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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