I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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