so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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