U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
i think i just lost a toe
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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