i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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