my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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