Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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