Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
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