What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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