Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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